Memo to the President

Osama bin Laden is dead, again, now for sure, by kidney failure 10 years ago, by bullets to the head last week or whatever, who cares?, at least he's gone, we're safer now, we're in for retaliation, buried him in the sea according to Sharia law, only true when a Muslim dies at sea, can't bury him on land, will make him a martyr, can't show his picture, will inflame the al quaeda, had to shoot him, he was armed, he was unarmed, used his wife as a shield, didn't use her as a shield, in a firefight that lasted 40 minutes, at least one was firing back, whatever, at least it's over. Whew!!

Wish you'd stick with one story! What are you trying to do? Confuse us sheeple?

From deep inside his self imposed Bunker, Dick “Darth Vader’ Cheney emails President Obama with advice on walking on the dark side and useful counsel regarding lies, deceptions and end game strategies .